For pure facial absurdity, nothing beats the World Gurning Championships at the Egremont Crab Fair in Cumbria, England one of the oldest (and strangest) fairs in the world. Contestants pull the most grotesque, twisted faces possible while framed by a horse collar, turning gurning (old English for “contorting the face”) into a celebrated art form. If you’re into quirky UK events or weird competitions, this one’s a must-see!
How the Gurning Competition Works
Held every third Saturday in September, the championships take place inside a large ring at the historic Egremont Crab Fair (dating back to 1267!). Entrants stick their heads through a “braffin” (horse collar) to frame their face no hands allowed and then contort every muscle into the ugliest, silliest expression they can manage.
Judges score based on creativity, hideousness, and comedy value. Categories include open, junior, and senior, with winners claiming the title of World Gurning Champion. Past champs have become local legends for faces that defy description!
A Tradition Rooted in Centuries-Old Fun
The Egremont Crab Fair is one of Britain’s oldest fairs, originally a harvest celebration with apple-crabbing games (hence the name). Gurning likely started as a joke during the fair perhaps mimicking sour crab apple faces—and evolved into a formal contest.
It’s survived wars, changes in society, and even attempts to modernize, staying delightfully unchanged. The fair also features other oddities like hound trailing and Cumberland wrestling, but gurning steals the show every time.
What Makes Gurning So Hilariously Addictive
It’s completely ridiculous yet oddly skillful requiring control over rarely used facial muscles. Contestants train by practicing in mirrors, and the crowd erupts in laughter at the most extreme pulls. It’s wholesome, family-friendly chaos that proves Britain loves celebrating the silly side of life.
Plus, it’s free to watch (and enter if you’re brave), making it accessible for anyone visiting the Lake District area.
Planning Your Trip to Witness the Gurning Madness
Visit Egremont in Cumbria for the Crab Fair combine it with Lake District hikes or nearby coastal spots. Arrive early for a good view, and prepare your phone for video gold!
This quirky tradition shows England’s knack for keeping ancient fun alive. Seen any epic gurns in person? Share below would you try pulling a face through a collar?
